Randomly-Generated Country Song

I met her outside Fresno at McDonald's;

I can still recall that plastic nose she wore;

She was chewin' on a hangnail with Miss Piggy,

and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;

I knew deep down I'd salivate forever;

She said to me she loved my one blue eye;

But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in her Maytag;

I never had the chance to say goodbye.